Short Jokes version 3

Son: Why do barbers become good drivers?
Father: Because they know all the short cuts..
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Mom: My dear daughter, you birthday is coming soon, so what present do you want?
Daughter: A very short gift mom, Just a music system with a luxury car around..
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Mother: Can you do anything in short that others can not do?
Son: Yes mom, i can read my handwriting..
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Man: How do short people like to travel?
Woman: In Min-Vans..
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A boy said to a girl: "Come in my heart and stay here forever".
Girl replied:-"Should i remove my sleepers???"
Boy: "No dear, its not a temple , come without removing!!!!!"
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Once a short temper husband was teaching his spouse short cuts of driving, when the brakes suddenly failed on a steep and downhill grade.
Wife: I can not stop, she cried, now what to do?
Husband: Brace yourself and try to run your car on something cheap."
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Q: what makes a short man to think about candle light dinner?
A: Well, because of Power fail...

Short Jokes Version 2

1. When ur life is in darkness... ...
Pray 2 God and ask Him 2 free u from darkness... .. and
If u r still in darkness..Pls pay ur TNB bill.

2. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
You can be sure of one thing;
Either the car is new or the wife.

3. An angry china man entered a shop and shouted :
Where's my free gift with this cooking oil?
Shopkeeper : What free gift??
China man : Oi, here got put "Cholesterol FREE!"

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