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Short Jokes version 3

Son: Why do barbers become good drivers?
Father: Because they know all the short cuts..

Mom: My dear daughter, you birthday is coming soon, so what present do you want?
Daughter: A very short gift mom, Just a music system with a luxury car around..

Mother: Can you do anything in short that others can not do?
Son: Yes mom, i can read my handwriting..

Man: How do short people like to travel?
Woman: In Min-Vans..

A boy said to a girl: "Come in my heart and stay here forever".
Girl replied:-"Should i remove my sleepers???"
Boy: "No dear, its not a temple , come without removing!!!!!"

Once a short temper husband was teaching his spouse short cuts of driving, when the brakes suddenly failed on a steep and downhill grade.
Wife: I can not stop, she cried, now what to do?
Husband: Brace yourself and try to run your car on something cheap."

Q: what makes a short man to think about candle light dinner?
A: Well, because of Power fail...


Sebaik sahaja mengambil tempat duduk di ruang menunggu sebuah klinik, Lias terpandang Amin sedang menangis teresak-esak. Dia segera mendekati Amin.

Lias : Kenapa menangis?
Amin : Saya datang untuk ujian darah.
Lias : Awak takut ke?
Amin : Bukan itu sebabnya. Semasa ujian darah dijalankan, mereka telah
terpotong jari saya.
(Mendengarkan penjelasan Amin, Shan menangis.)
Amin : Eh, kenapa pula awak menangis?
Lias : Saya datang untuk ujian air kencing…
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